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There once was a cat named Patootie whom everyone thought was quite snooty cause she'd primp and she'd preen in the mirror for hours in some fetching new hat all decked out in flowers. Oh, she'd flutter her eyelids and waggle her tail, this frivolous, feminine, feline female, so that all who might see her were surely impressed that she was by far the most stylishly dressed. |




