There once was a cat named Patootie
whom everyone thought was quite snooty
cause she'd primp and she'd preen in the mirror for hours
in some fetching new hat all decked out in flowers.
Oh, she'd flutter her eyelids and waggle her tail,
this frivolous, feminine, feline female,
so that all who might see her were surely impressed
that she was by far the most stylishly dressed.